Sitting in on a scene from the movie Gangs of Newyork. 

A concept poster for the movie Kingdom of Heven.  

Hanging with the Boys in the movie Without a Paddle. 

The director just wanted me to squat there and look cool so they could work on lighting issues, but I could swear that I kept seeing rats run by. 

Telling off a crowd of stupid extras waiting to shoot a scene during the filming of the movie Alexander. I forget what they did to piss me off, ate all the little pretzles in the snack cart I think. 

Fighting for my life in the movie The Last Samurai. After the scene was over, I got stuck in this position, and required medical aid. 

The concept poster for the movie Open Range. 

I don't want to gun fight any more.......momy... 

I don't rightly know how I pissed these boys off. Mabey it was the Tinhorn son of a prarrie chicken coment. 

Filming The Matrix 

On the set of the movie Sahara. I am on the lookout for Camel Spiders 

On the set of Privet Ryan, obviously nobody is paying attention to the white flagg I am holding. 

While filming on the set of Saving Privet Ryan, I accedently womped this little girl with my rifle, and filming had to be suspended.  

Telling Tom off for pushing me off the dock while siting in for Gary. 

Sitting in for Tom in Forest Gump. 

Me in a scene from the Matrix, one zillionth of a second later I was demolished by two dozen clear rubber bullets. I'm not sure why the director saw fit to use live rounds, all he said was "hey thats show biz for ya" 

The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. 

Me in a scene from the new movie, The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy. 

Zoro say, shhhhhhhhhhhh. 

Another shot from Planet Of The Apes. 

Me on the set of Planet Of The Apes. I'm not happy because my loincloth is ugly. 

On the set of The Village. 

A scene from the movie Mean Creek, I guessed I missed the fact that in this shot we are telling a mother that her only child has been killed. The director however did not miss it and he yelled at me. 

No comment............none. 

High heels piss me off. I took a nasty spill in this shot while filming a scene for the movie Terminal